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Hi cuties! I’m back with another blog post, and this one is purely an appreciation post for my friends. I honestly don’t know where to start, but I’ve never really had great friendships during my school years. So I didn’t truly understand what a good friendship felt like until 11th grade. After that, I found some of the best people I now get to call my friends, and I feel incredibly lucky to have them in my life. I have this one friend , and we actually hated each other in school. But after we left school, we realised we were in the same boat and could have easily been best friends back then. Better late than never, I guess, because now she is my best friend. I’ve known her for almost 10 years, so she’s not just a friend, she’s family. And I’m not exaggerating when I say I’ve lost my guest privilege at her house, and she’s lost hers in my life. With her, I say the most cancellable things. She judges me, but then says something even more cancellable, and we both laugh like idiots. Tha...
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If Phones Could Talk: What Mine Would Say About Me

Hey Cuties, 

After 2 weeks I am back, did you miss me? Cause I missed you. So today we are going to talk about my phone. Actually, my phone is going to talk about me. Scared, hahaha. But let's go.

"Shruti, why do you even set alarms if you’re just going to snooze them all? Is this a morning routine or a comedy show? I deserve overtime pay for all the buzzing I do before you finally wake up—if ever."

Oh! Hi! "I am Shruti's phone. It's my time to talk today. Let me start with her obsession with clicking pictures. Bro takes 1000 pictures and uses one but forgets to delete the other 999. It is so annoying! The next weird thing is her search history: ‘How to tell if someone is lying over text?’ or ‘What does it mean if he uses a full stop?’ Girl stop!! 

And I don’t know who’s struggling more—me on 1% or Shruti at the end of a family function trying to socialize. Either way, we’re both done for. Also, she has a folder for apps named "academics", Instagram is not a very academic app Shruti! She will take random screenshots and forget about it for a lifetime. 

Shruti has this WhatsApp group called ‘Hum Do, Humare Do.’ Cute, right? But let me tell you something: the way she’s flirting with boys one day and ghosting them the next, I’ve officially lost all hope that she’ll ever find her ‘do.’ Forget ‘humare do,’ even getting to ‘hum do’ seems like a far-fetched dream!

And finally, let’s talk about Google Pay. Every 20 minutes, I hear, ‘XYZ amount is debited.’ Shruti, are you running a secret charity? Because at this rate, I’ll have to install a budgeting app for you myself. Girl, save something!"

Alright, folks, that’s the tea my phone spilt about me today. I’m off to transfer some funds (again), and delete blurry photos (or pretend to). Oh, and let’s not forget—set another 17 alarms for tomorrow morning. Who knows, maybe this time I’ll actually wake up on time! (No promises though.)

Before you go, here’s a challenge: Take a moment to think about what your phone would say about you. Would it roast you harder than mine did? Let’s hear it in the comments (or DM me, I get it—privacy matters).

Thanks for reading, and remember: charge your phone, clear your gallery, and most importantly, don't let Google Pay notifications give you a heart attack as they do to me. See you next time, cuties! 💬📱

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